Look I am tired of losing. So what do we do when we tired of losing? We tilt into gambling.
I have 3 plays tonight and they are probably enough to call up Las Vegas and tell them yeah uncle Dez told me to put the mortgage on these bets.
Miami -14 tonight. Your favorite former UH QB1 leaves HTown and goes to party in Coral Gables. New offense and new QB for Manny Diaz I expect some points.
Over 87.5 total yards for the rookie RB out of LSU. Yes that’s Clyde Edwards-Helaire to all the people who haven’t followed the fantasy football hype out of KC. Book it.
And the final bet tonight is over 30.5 rushing yards for Mr. Watson. The man worth millions and millions will extend plays with legs all night on KC.
That’s a 3-0 night for the Uncle Dez guarantee.